Half way through the story of the Yul Lads... Fun Fun Funnnnnn!
Askasleikir (Bowl Licker)
The sixth Yule Lad is Bowl Licker. He is considered to be the ugliest of the Lads - not that there's anything wrong with that. He will break into your house and hide under the bed waiting for bowls of food to be laid out for the household pets. He will then eat up the doggie treats and lick the bowls clean.
Bowl Licker hides beneath the bed
And awaits his favourite treat
A ground up mix of suet and rind
Which the dogs refused to eat.
He never could quite understand
Why the pets would casually pass.
A chance o lick their bowls shiny clean
Perhaps it gave them gas.
Ah Yes.. Life is Good
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